What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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