I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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