So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Even my vagina gasped.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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