Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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