She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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