Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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