plz talk dirty to me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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