Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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