You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
