At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I don't think brook has ever known best
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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