I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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