now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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