come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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