For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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