I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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