yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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