Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You're like the curious george of whores
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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