Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the day after is always just damage control
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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