I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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