turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
ok first of all what the fuck
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
