No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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