so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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