afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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