marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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