I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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