I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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