I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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