Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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