do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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