Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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