What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
