i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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