Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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