I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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