P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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