he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
