Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
