is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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