I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
