bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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