You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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