I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
soo... how was my night?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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