We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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