FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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