are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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