are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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