Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
COCAINE IS GR8
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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