I'm really into asian looking animals
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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