I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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