people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Randomize
