i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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