My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
