i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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