If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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